August 2, 2008
Apart from my genius cold water method, I have learned 2 other very important lessons from the triple-digit temperatures that have plagued our area. My lessons are not for the faint of heart, or men in general. Consider yourselves warned:
1. Maxi pads and 100 degree days don’t mix. Your pad will fill up with sweat in about 2 minutes, leaving no place for your monthly discharge to go.
2. A & D ointment is great for when your panty line is rubbbed raw. However, it smells like ass and ensures that you will have no hopes of any romantic involvement.