I Dodged The Bullet
April 22, 2008
Guess where I’ll be in 48 short hours? In the same room as BON JOVI AND DAUGHGTRY!!!!!!!!
J is a typical husband of a Jovi-lover, and if experience is any indicator, will spend the entire show making snide remarks about Jon’s masculinity, nose size, and supposed affinity for crack whores back in the day. Therefore, when he suggested that I find someone else to go with me due to some intense headaches he’s been having, I was probably a little more excited than I should’ve been.
I tried to find a replacement, but my efforts were futile. (What the heck is wrong with people these days?). I knew times were desperate when my mom offered to go. I can’t even begin to imagine taking my mom, talk about the biggest buzzkill ever! Luckily, J got some good medicine samples, and now thinks he can handle a loud concert, as well as the noise created by 20,000 women in the presence of Jon Bon Jovi.