By George, I Think He’s Got It
January 2, 2008
I recently performed the infamous mom’s “roll call”. You guys know what that is, when your mom is talking to you, but calls you the name of your siblings. I always hated it.
Sadly, I do it often, but this time was a doozy. I was attemting to get on to my youngest son for crawling on the table, but I shouted the name of his brother. Frustrated, I then hollered the names of my stepchildren, pets, a few high school teachers, the male Brady kids, and some of Santa’s reindeer in rapid succession before finally coming to a rest on my son’s actual name.
I think George Foreman was onto something by naming all of his kids “George”.