The End Of The World As We Know It
October 5, 2007
As I type this, there are currently 4 rooms that are CLEAN in my house. I don’t mean straightened, I mean dusted, mopped, vacumned, and toilets and shower cleaned. What’s more is that the other rooms that aren’t “cleaned” are not in bad shape other than needing dusted and vacumned. Additionally, there is only 1 load of laundry waiting for me to fold and put away. My house is in decent shape, and it did not get that way because we’re hosting some sort of family function. It happened just because I couldn’t stand it anymore.
For me, having a clean house can be nothing but a sign of the apocolypse. Yes my friends, the end is near.