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11th row tickets to Bon Jovi’s Nashville show:  $330

Parking in Downtown Nashville:  $10

Breathing the same air as Jon Bon Jovi:  Priceless

38th row tickets to Bon Jovi’s Chicago show:  $330

Train tickets to and around Chicago:  $160

Being at Bon Jovi’s final show of The Circle tour surrounded by 60,000 people who, “get it”:  Priceless